Excerpted
from "The Left-hander Syndrome":
For
some proof of these negative attitudes toward left-handers
we need to go no further than our own language. The very
word left in English, comes from the Anglo-Saxon word
lyft which means "weak" or "broken".
No less an authority than the venerable Oxford English
Dictionary goes on to define left-handed as including
the meanings "crippled", "defective",
"awkward", "clumsy", "inapt",
"characterized by underhanded dealings", "ambiguous",
"doubtful", "questionable", "ill-omened",
"inauspicious" and "illegitimate".
Some common phrases in the English language demonstrate
our negative view of left-handedness. For instance, a
left-handed compliment is actually an insult. A son from
the left side of the bed is illegitimate. A left-handed
marriage is no marriage at all, but refers to an unconsecrated
or adulterous sexual liaison, such as in the phrase a
"left-handed honeymoon with someone else's husband".
Thus a left-handed wife, is actually a mistress. A left-handed
diagnosis is wrong and left- handed wisdom is a collection
of errors. To be about left-handed business is to be engaged
in something unlawful or unsavoury. Sailors speak of ships
that are left-handed, meaning that they are unlucky or
"wrong" in some way. In Scotland there is even
a saying used to describe a particularly unlucky person,
which goes "He must have been baptized by a left-handed
priest".
Any list of famous left-handers should include:
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Bill Clinton
George Bush
Ronald Regan
Lenny Bruce
Whoppie Goldberg
Robert Redford
Charlie Chaplin
Albert Einstein
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Judy Garland
Goldie Hawn
Jimmie Hendrix
Jack the Ripper
Prince Charles
Robert DeNiro
Benjamin Franklin
Paul McCartney |
Michelangelo
Marilyn Monroe
Richard Pryor
Bruce Willis
Queen Victoria
Oprah Winfrey
David Letterman |
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